Sunday, February 8, 2009

News Article # 2 (I thought this was freakin hilarious!)

1 man + 2 blow-up dolls = quite a scene at supermaket parking lot

I think I know what folks in Naples, Fla., are talking about -- the guy who was arrested for allegedly performing sex acts with two blow-up female dolls in his car at a supermarket parking lot.
Seems he attracted a crowd of onlookers. Hard to believe, right?
The market's manager called the police and when the officer arrived, the man got out his car and handed his wallet to the police officer.
“While standing at the vehicle I saw two undressed, flesh-colored, female-formed blow-up dolls, one in the rear seat and one in the front passenger seat,” Officer Jeffrey Karau wrote in the report.
The man told police he was in the parking lot so he could visit a nearby Target store to buy clothes for the dolls. He faces charges of trespassing after a warning and breach of the peace. A public lewdness charge is pending, police said.
If you'd like more details about the arrest, you can read the Naples Daily News story here.-- Lance Murray

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